photo credit: Jake Holly/startraksphoto.com

I just finished watching the latest episode of The Kardashians with K and just so you know, Kourtney’s delivery was way more graphic than most shown on the tube. The baby’s daddy is Scott Disick and he’s a man that’s not afraid to wear a spread collar and a fat knot (as you’ll notice in the photo above). He’s kind of like a real life Chuck Bass. Like Chuck, he’s also into the club scene. He’s currently trying to open one up in Miami (Spoiler alert: Kourtney and Khloe are moving back to Miami to work at Dash because a few ladies quit.).

Anyway, I think the look works for him. He’s not exactly a gentleman, especially when he’s drinking, but he does play around with colors and I can respect that. Oh yeah, and if you’re looking for a tie that’s similar to the one he’s wearing in the photo, I’m selling one on eBay right now.

If you’ve never watched Income Property you wouldn’t know that Scott McGillivray is the master of what some call a turkey tail (me) and others call the duckbill, duck butt or duck ass. If you’re confused, fuggedaboutit [said with your best Italian accent].

UPDATE:

Another turkey spotted tonight! I’d almost forgotten that Mr. Jenner sported the turkey tail. I’ve attached a snapshot for your viewing pleasure. BTW, Bruce, the fight was a bad idea. You almost killed your entire family. There were some real psychos in the ring and I definitely found myself siding with the Kardazians [said with a long drawl, as K says it]. And rather perspicaciously, I realized that the fight was a bad idea.

Today K and I had to travel out to the deep SE, where there’s a Wal-Mart. It’s not everyday in Portland you get to visit a Wal-mart. And if you’re wondering, we were out there because we needed to pick up a dishwasher. We purchased it at a great place called Standard Appliance that has the fanciest appliances I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, K brought up, based on the memories she had of a Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory episode, that Rob struck a deal with Wal-mart and they supposedly sold Sidehacks there. If I’m blowing your mind, sidehacks are twenty inch bikes that contain a side cart (what you’re seeing in the photo above). Sadly, the Wal-mart we visited didn’t have any sidehacks. We were pretty disappointed because we were planning on pimpin’ one around the neighborhood. I want one.

“He don’t win sh&@. He’s a good guy though…a good guy to beat up on. He ain’t no rival, $%#!%^#&@ can’t even shine my shoes.” - Myron “The King” Mixon on Paul Petersen, BBQ rival

If you don’t recognize this character, you’re obviously not watching enough television. Whatever your excuse is, his name is Myron “The King” Mixon and he’s a regular on the show BBQ Pit Masters. I’m a vegetarian and I still enjoy watching this show whenever K puts it on (K controls the TV, btw.). And I think I stay tuned to the show because of Myron’s drawl. His voice and comments will turn your head. Even if you are in a heap of code or whatever it is that occupies your time when your attention is not completely focused on the TV. The man has an attitude and is hilarious to watch. Besides traveling across the country to attend BBQ contests, he attends Kenny Rogers look-alike contest (just kidding) and he has a school in his hometown in Georgia where he teaches others to become BBQ masters.

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“It’s like a humpty dumpty vibe going on with those.”

Nice pants Frank.

If you’ve never seen The Adventures of Pete & Pete, well, you’re in for a treat. And even if you think you’re too old, you’ll most likely still enjoy the music. The show featured music from Luscious Jackson, Stephin Merritt, The Apples in Stereo and the house band Polaris. Now get to watching, jerkweed.

Hey Sandy - Polaris

Now that you know the formula (pictured above), you can dress like Charlie Brown this winter. via 10engines

photo credit eatmedaily

Wow. Danny Devito (seen here as Frank in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) is AWESOME. If you haven’t seen him eat sausages from his shirt pocket in the latest episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia—you gotta check it out. It made me realize how useful the front pocket can be. Do you use your front pockets? I don’t.