If you’ve never watched Income Property you wouldn’t know that Scott McGillivray is the master of what some call a turkey tail (me) and others call the duckbill, duck butt or duck ass. If you’re confused, fuggedaboutit [said with your best Italian accent].

UPDATE:

Another turkey spotted tonight! I’d almost forgotten that Mr. Jenner sported the turkey tail. I’ve attached a snapshot for your viewing pleasure. BTW, Bruce, the fight was a bad idea. You almost killed your entire family. There were some real psychos in the ring and I definitely found myself siding with the Kardazians [said with a long drawl, as K says it]. And rather perspicaciously, I realized that the fight was a bad idea.

If you’ve never watched Income Property you wouldn’t know that Scott McGillivray is the master of what some call a turkey tail (me) and others call the duckbill, duck butt or duck ass. If you’re confused, fuggedaboutit [said with your best Italian accent].

UPDATE:

Another turkey spotted tonight! I’d almost forgotten that Mr. Jenner sported the turkey tail. I’ve attached a snapshot for your viewing pleasure. BTW, Bruce, the fight was a bad idea. You almost killed your entire family. There were some real psychos in the ring and I definitely found myself siding with the Kardazians [said with a long drawl, as K says it]. And rather perspicaciously, I realized that the fight was a bad idea.

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