Today K and I had to travel out to the deep SE, where there’s a Wal-Mart. It’s not everyday in Portland you get to visit a Wal-mart. And if you’re wondering, we were out there because we needed to pick up a dishwasher. We purchased it at a great place called Standard Appliance that has the fanciest appliances I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, K brought up, based on the memories she had of a Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory episode, that Rob struck a deal with Wal-mart and they supposedly sold Sidehacks there. If I’m blowing your mind, sidehacks are twenty inch bikes that contain a side cart (what you’re seeing in the photo above). Sadly, the Wal-mart we visited didn’t have any sidehacks. We were pretty disappointed because we were planning on pimpin’ one around the neighborhood. I want one.