Today K and I had to travel out to the deep SE, where there’s a Wal-Mart. It’s not everyday in Portland you get to visit a Wal-mart. And if you’re wondering, we were out there because we needed to pick up a dishwasher. We purchased it at a great place called Standard Appliance that has the fanciest appliances I’ve ever seen.

Anyway, K brought up, based on the memories she had of a Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory episode, that Rob struck a deal with Wal-mart and they supposedly sold Sidehacks there. If I’m blowing your mind, sidehacks are twenty inch bikes that contain a side cart (what you’re seeing in the photo above). Sadly, the Wal-mart we visited didn’t have any sidehacks. We were pretty disappointed because we were planning on pimpin’ one around the neighborhood. I want one.

Rob Dyrdek introduced me to jargos, and if you’re not familiar, they’re the close cousin of jorts (jean shorts). Jargos are jeans with cargo pockets and Rob’s dad Gene loves ‘em. I just wanted to warn all men against wearing these. So unless you’re a camp counselor, or you’re long Faded Glory, stay away.

If you’re interested in watching the full episode of Rob mocking his dad’s jargo love, here’s a link.