I know I’ve been away from the blog for a while, but I’ve been cruisin’ in my new blacked out Lambo and chasing the latest blacked out watches on the market. While I’m refueling that beast of a ride (It takes like seventy to fill it up.), I’ll tell you about my findings. 

I can’t take all the cred. GQ (August 2010) hooked me up on what I later found out was a Timex Easy Reader. There wasn’t a model number listed in the article, so I had to speed over to the Timex Facebook page and post a couple questions. And to make a long story short, I eventually parked at Nordstroms in downtown Portland, OR.

I’m not hatin’ on the homies that have gotten high on White-Out™ and whited out their rides, and wrists, but I’m a big fan of all black. Mostly because I have too much white on my butt already. And the price point ($60) on the Timex (I got no money after that car payment. You know what I mean?) also made this watch stand out. The closer I got to the watch the more I liked it. The size is nice and the styling is simple. Check and check. Oh and BTW, I nabbed/stole the entire selection that Nordstroms had, so now you’ll have to buy ‘em directly from ya’ boy. Those are the perks of having a car with 125 on the dash. It’s just another day in life of the god damn boss.